Surviving the Apocalypse: Thursday Think Tank

Thursday's Special: Surviving the Apocalypse 101

• What to Wear in the Apocalypse
• Where to Hide from the Nazis
• How to Not Die (Top 5 Essential Items to Stockpile)

How to Not Die in a Post-Apocalyptic World

Top 5 Essential Items to Stockpile:

• 1. Duct Tape (for holding everything together)
• 2. Sunscreen (for the impending solar flares)
• 3. Super Glue (for reattaching limbs)
• 4. Duct Tape Reel (for wrapping around the neck)
• 5. Spare Tyres (for the inevitable zombie apocalypse road trip)

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